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Today's Top 10

Today's Top 10...uhh huh..are the Top Ten Signs that You Work in a Zoo!
...in honor of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

numba 10 (nuuumba 10)

10. Folks think its OK to eat sunflower seeds at their desk and put the shells in a napkin.
numba 9
9. RIBS!! (need i say more)
numba 8
8. You spend the day listening to the song "It's Alright to be a Redneck!!"
numba 7
7. The planning of a Wiffle Ball tournament is the highlight of the day.
numba 6
6. Phrases like "bite me" & "eat me" are thrown around very frequently.
numba 5
5. The mgr always says "Keep It Real" to me as a way of relating to my "ethnic" background.
numba 4
4. A crazy client comes in and tells a co-worker to "eat her pu$$y" in a nasty, i still got morning phlegm in my throat type of a voice.
numba 3
3. Myspace is the most frequently visited website by most employees.
numba 2
2. You can get filled in on every show that you missed last night on MTV bc it DEFINITELY will be talked about all day.
and numba 1
1. Your co-worker’s wife storms into the office on a regular basis with her kids tagging behind her yelling at her husband for not answering his cell phone.

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